bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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