we're blogging at a bar
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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