Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
