Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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