I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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