i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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