He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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