Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
