I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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