Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
