my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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