tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
You were trust falling into bushes
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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