Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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