don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
did i just pee glitter
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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