Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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