wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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