But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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