So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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