what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I AM VODKA MAN
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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