whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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