id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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