theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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