She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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