i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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