How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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