And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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