yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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