Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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