i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Alive.
So much puke
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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