my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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