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Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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