u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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