im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I am naked and annoyed.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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