Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I just want to make out with him forever
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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