I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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