I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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