Plan B is the new Plan A
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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