Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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