You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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