do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I think I sprained my soul last night
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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