he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It's shark week go big or go home
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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