We're like a lot better than the average bears
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I would ride that face into the sunset
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize