I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Randomize