She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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