Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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