just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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