Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
