his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I forgot how hot balto sounded
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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