This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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