When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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