so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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