I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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