I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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