Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My breasts were aching with rage.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
