I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
We just shotgunned beers for America
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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