So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
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