playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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